Come live in Switzerland: the banks are great
Every year PR consultancy Mercer Human Resource Consulting scores an easy hit in the world's newspapers with its fanciful ranking of the quality of life in cities around the world. While the Guardian focuses on the fact that Glasgow and Birmingham are ranked as highly as Los Angeles and Tsukuba (hands up, honestly, if you had heard of it), the FT notes that top-placed Zurich is only fractionally ahead of Geneva.
Geneva, a great place to live? You could have fooled me. I had the misfortune of spending a year as an expat there. When I first arrived, a colleague tried to cheer me up by saying "the best thing about Geneva is that it only takes 15 minutes to get to the airport." True enough: Geneva is easy to escape from - which is precisely what most of the people working in that miserable place did every weekend.
So why on earth does Mercer rank Switzerland so highly? The FT explains that "Zurich scored heavily on the quality of its banking services, internal stability, international relationships, low crime rate and good health facilities." Certainly, low crime and good hospitals are great, and I guess good banks may be vital to your quality of life if you are salting away a vast expat salary. But "internal stability" sounds suspiciously like "dull as ditchwater", while "international relationships" is code for "easy to get away". Give me 39th placed London any day.
